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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Chronicles of Malay Humor

The Mosquito

One day, Pak Mat, pak Him and Pak Lahwere sitting together sharing a meal. As they were eatng, a mosquito started to buzz aroundtheir heads. Quick as a flash Pak Him unsheathed his keris and slashed the air. The mosquito was cut into half and fell to the floor,dead. Pak Mat and Pak Lah were impressed.

Presently, another mosquito began buzzing around their heads. Quick as a flash, Pak Mat unsheathed his keris and slashed the air. The mosquito was cut into three pieces and fell to the floor, dead. Pak Him was amazed and patted Pak Mat on the shoulder in admiration and approval.

Soon, another mosquito began buzzing around their heads. Without looking up from his plate, Pak Lah Unsheathed his keris and slashed the air frantically. The mosquito did not fall dead; instead, it continued to buzzaround their heads.

Both Pak Him and Pak Mat looked at each other quizzically. They then turned to Pak Lah and remarked “What was all that about? We saw you slashed the air with your keris but but the mosquito lives. “ Pak Lah looked up from his plate and said, “Aah, but now the mosquito is circumcised!” :)

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